Skull Umbrella
Twilight limericks: funny or offensive?!?
There once was a girl known as Bella,
Who fancied a pale-looking fella,
But they’d never have fun,
Coz when out in the sun,
He’d carry a bloody umbrella.
There once was a vampire named Cullen -
A boy so depressingly sullen…
So I hammered a stake
(When he wasn’t awake)
In his heart, and then hammered his skull in!
Mwahahaha! I haven’t read Twilight, though I plan to read it after my degree (the books are looking at me right now, but alas! I have to read real ones first). So what do you think?!
Well vampires, we know, tend to dine
On blood and the like, that’s all fine –
But then, hold on a minute!
That’s bloody dumb, innit?
Since when do they sparkle and shine?!
AHAHAHAHA
More like this, please
Edit: I LOVE YOU
51 random things i found around my house
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Set of 4 Silver Skull Ceramic and Acrylic Cocktail Drink Swizzle Sticks, 8 Inches $16.99 Innovative Swizzle Sticks made of colored acrylic with high quality ceramic toppers, packaged as shown, sold as a set of four swizzle sticks. Add some fun to your parties with these, they are 8″ long…. |
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Set of 4 Skull Ceramic and Acrylic Cocktail Drink Swizzle Sticks, 8 Inches $10.99 Innovative Swizzle Sticks made of colored acrylic with high quality ceramic toppers, packaged as shown, sold as a set of four swizzle sticks. Add some fun to your parties with these, they are 8″ long…. |
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Gold Skull Cane $65.00 Gold Skull Cane. Length: 37″Please visit www.Bettercaneumbrella.com for more quality canes and umbrellas…. |
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Silver Skull Cane $65.00 Silver Skull Cane. Length: 37″Please visit www.Bettercaneumbrella.com for more quality canes and umbrellas…. |
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SwissGear SA1923 ScanSmart Backpack – Black $79.99 SwissGear SA1923 ScanSmart Black Backpack… |
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